[center]VDSL[/center] [center]HDTV[/center] [center]The Big Bang Theory[/center] [center]4 8 15 16 23 42[/center] [center]Haven[/center] [center]Two And a Half Men[/center] [center]Supernatural[/center] [center]White Collar[/center] [center]Being Human[/center] [center]House[/center] [center]Californication[/center] [center]Dexter[/center]

[center][b]Grandfather[/b] When grandfather dies, life will be strange, when grandfather dies, my whole life will change, when grandfather dies, i'll scream and yell, cause i'll be fucking rich as hell. So grandfather die, don't keep me in suspense, so grandfather cough up that inheritance, so grandfather don't hold on another day, i love you to death, but i got bills to pay. A stroke would be nice, decease would be cool, i'll scatter his ashes in my new swimmingpool, i'll party with Hef, i'll dine with the Queen, so what say we unplug that machine. Oh grandfather die before the fiscal year, oh grandfather i wish Kevorkian was here, oh grandfather fly come on take that final bow, oh grandfather die, family hates you anyhow. for gods sake you must be as old as the sun, your social security number is one, you're deaf dumb and blind and an amputee, you donate your blood everytime you pee, your arthritis acts up whenever it rains, you're so old your penis has vericose veins. Oh why dont you die grandpa why must you fight, you old motherfucker just walk towards the goddamn light. Its all over now, my granddad is dead, a mysterious blow to his wrinkled old head, before i collect the small overcite, but everything should turn out alright... I'll start working on my grandma tonight. [b]Love Song[/b] If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two. And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you. And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee. And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you'd be. But I don't have a hammer And I dont have a ship So I can't build a house And we can't take a trip And I'll never be a poet Nor have the painter's grace So I'll never write you a verse Nor immortalize your face And also I have herpes... [/center]