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[b]Nintendo:[/b] *releases Wind Waker* [b]Zelda fandom elitists:[/b] I want a cool realistic Zelda game! Wind Waker was too cartoony! [b]Nintendo:[/b] *releases Twilight Princess* [b]Zelda fandom elitists:[/b] NO! Too dark! It looks awful!! Bring back Wind Waker style! [b]Nintendo:[/b] *releases more Toon Link style games* [b]Zelda fandom elitists:[/b] No! Twilight Princess was awesome! We like THAT! The next Zelda better be like TP. Oh but not too much! [b]Nintendo:[/b] *releases Skyward Sword* [b]Zelda fandom elitists:[/b] Ick! Too cartoony! We want a realistic Zelda! If you like Skyward Sword AT ALL you're not a real Zelda fan! [b]Nintenso:[/b] *announces realistic LoZ×Dynasty Warriors spinoff* [b]Zelda fandom elitists:[/b] NO! NO! NONONONONO!!!!111! 112! YOU RUINED ZELDA FOREVER [b]Nintendo:[/b] *announces Zelda U* [b]Zelda fandom elitists:[/b] WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!?!