Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing. Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE. Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why. Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT Me: Shit is that a cop? No. Me: Shit THAT is a cop. Me: /dinosaur screams/